awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks)

daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves